Category Archives: Parenting Like a Boss

Young Love And A Starbucks Card

When I was in elementary school there was a popular boy who had a crush on me in February. This is the perfect month to be crushing or have someone crushing on you because it can only mean one thing…PRESENTS. (Unless you are married, then it means something else.) My February crush gave me a […]

The Thing About Living Like You’re Dying

The awkward conversations around our house never cease to amaze me. Two nights ago, while my daughter and I were visiting in the bathroom (nope, that’s not the weird part), my husband informed us of his imminent departure to another room. Me: “See you later, masterbater.” Him: “Your daughter is sitting right there.” Me: “Well […]

Life Is A Beautiful, Messy, Cluster Fudge

Today I watched a human being come into this world and if you haven’t ever experienced this…I don’t really recommend it. Unless you plan on training for a few years, drink lots of coffee, and have an overpowering sense of love for at least one person in the room. Preferably everyone in the room. (Minus […]