Category Archives: Parenting Like a Boss

Marriage, Kids & Valentine’s Day: A Match Made In The Fiery Pits Of Hell

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My mind has shredded the memories I had of what it was like to be single on Valentine’s Day and pretty much every other day of the year. Mostly. It’s always disheartening to see posts on social media or hear conversations from people who are single during this Hallmark, chocolate covered, diamond ring buying holiday because […]

I’m Officially Sick…Of You Being Sick

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When I was growing up there were only a handful of ways to incorporate a sick day into your life and none of them involved coughing, sneezing, or a runny nose. If you were really sick you had better be barfing, running a high grade fever, or bleeding profusely out of more than one orifice. […]

Tips On Enjoying Christmas Without An Elf Or A Shelf

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There are plenty of fantastic blog posts about how to properly place your Elf on the Shelf for optimum Christmas happiness. Such as… A calender from People I Want To Punch In The Throat. This is a day by day schedule for placing Gooby McGooberpants in randomly selected locales. Helpful shit. These are supposedly creepy […]