Category Archives: Sex and Diddling

Birds And Bees At The Drive In

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Not that you care, but I’m not a particularly adventurous lover. I’m actually not adventurous at all, so the hubs and I fornicate in our bed. Period. Or in hotel beds. No floors, no cars, no elevators and certainly not on a beach. The last thing I need on vacation is an ass rash or […]

Sexy Leaves Me Gasping For Air

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Apparently I need three or four outfits for this photo shoot and my yoga pants and tank top don’t make the cut. Saturday I broke down and went to Ross for cheap underwear and maybe a decently priced bra or pair of heels I will never wear again. Mission accomplished, but lots of cheap things […]

Regretfully Yours, The Boudoir

Nope, not me. Notice the hair free legs and lack of freckles.

Quite frequently I make shady decisions whilst under the influence of alcohol, though they aren’t as horrendous as they once were. Age has taught me that I can’t physically handle five margaritas or a bottle of wine on an empty stomach. Both of those lessons were realized in my late twenties, early thirties and neither […]