Tag Archives: alcohol

If You Want A Secret Life, Follow Me

Being a secret agent or CIA operative is definitely on my list of things I would love to do, but probably never will. (Along with running a marathon and doing a stand-up routine.) It’s the allure of having two separate, secret lives that are both filled with amazing people and experiences you can never divulge […]

Loser Pants

Writing competitions are fun, at first. There is this high that consumes you and your writing as you frantically piece together a story and prepare for good news so you can finally feel like a good writer. Maybe someone you have never met will read one snippet of your life and tell you it was […]


As previously stated, I can’t drink like I use to back in the day. I’m older and after giving up alcohol during my pregnancies, I have a low tolerance. Which is great at the bar because I’m a cheap date. My husband has made it his mission in life to question my ability to drink […]